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welcome home // psl
Pity the man who tells Captain Hook that one Captain Darling is back on the seas of Neverland.
It had mostly been to convenience and proximity rather than mercy that the solid iron tip of his hook had buried into bar top wood rather than the softer gut of the messenger himself, but the barman had known better than to stand very close in the first place, even with the counter-top set between them. Splinters came up when he'd wrenched the implement back out in sullen drag of iron through oak, sweeping back out into the port town and the dull of the evening with an agenda coming together in his mind, quite unstoppably. It was a far easier thing to know of Pan's comings and goes, with the shift of icy winter in favour of bright spring dawn and back again, but in this case, Hook could only rely on chance and rumour and it isn't as though he ever asked. Very much.
Time is difficult to track, in this place, but it doesn't take very long.
Staring down the sight of collapsing telescope, the click of brass on iron, the Queen Margaret is only so familiar a shape, anchor down in the cove and away from the shallows. It is possible that whoever is on watch could see that they, in turn, are being watched, but the Jolly Roger sits dark and quiet on the evening horizon, lamps snuffed and voices at whispers, as if they were lurking some fat merchant ship headed out to sea and not a fellow piracy vessels. The crew is a mixture of being on edge at their captain's strange, new priorities, or too dull to be on any sort of edge at all, but that is of no consequence. Punishments come in the form of whippings or the end of his hook. Being nervous and unsure is a state of normalcy.
Turning from the rail, he sets his sights on his bo'sun. "Let us welcome the good captain back to our waters."
They hear it first, over there, some few minutes later -- a thunderous clap of gunpowder and a spark of flame in the distance, before the cannon ball cuts through the air at a hiss, knifing through the rigging of the Queen Margaret, a wooden screech of stress as it snags through rigging and sails into tangles of mess, before it makes its impact on the other side, a rickety shingle in the outlawed port fairly exploding in pieces of brick and wood in unfortunate collateral damage.
To see in the direction it came from would be to see the Jolly Roger promptly sailing in their direction, ever distinctive flag raised aloft and the pale glow of lamps from its deck.
It had mostly been to convenience and proximity rather than mercy that the solid iron tip of his hook had buried into bar top wood rather than the softer gut of the messenger himself, but the barman had known better than to stand very close in the first place, even with the counter-top set between them. Splinters came up when he'd wrenched the implement back out in sullen drag of iron through oak, sweeping back out into the port town and the dull of the evening with an agenda coming together in his mind, quite unstoppably. It was a far easier thing to know of Pan's comings and goes, with the shift of icy winter in favour of bright spring dawn and back again, but in this case, Hook could only rely on chance and rumour and it isn't as though he ever asked. Very much.
Time is difficult to track, in this place, but it doesn't take very long.
Staring down the sight of collapsing telescope, the click of brass on iron, the Queen Margaret is only so familiar a shape, anchor down in the cove and away from the shallows. It is possible that whoever is on watch could see that they, in turn, are being watched, but the Jolly Roger sits dark and quiet on the evening horizon, lamps snuffed and voices at whispers, as if they were lurking some fat merchant ship headed out to sea and not a fellow piracy vessels. The crew is a mixture of being on edge at their captain's strange, new priorities, or too dull to be on any sort of edge at all, but that is of no consequence. Punishments come in the form of whippings or the end of his hook. Being nervous and unsure is a state of normalcy.
Turning from the rail, he sets his sights on his bo'sun. "Let us welcome the good captain back to our waters."
They hear it first, over there, some few minutes later -- a thunderous clap of gunpowder and a spark of flame in the distance, before the cannon ball cuts through the air at a hiss, knifing through the rigging of the Queen Margaret, a wooden screech of stress as it snags through rigging and sails into tangles of mess, before it makes its impact on the other side, a rickety shingle in the outlawed port fairly exploding in pieces of brick and wood in unfortunate collateral damage.
To see in the direction it came from would be to see the Jolly Roger promptly sailing in their direction, ever distinctive flag raised aloft and the pale glow of lamps from its deck.

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She sights him with a spyglass, eyes narrowed, but it's less a question of who - of course it's him, and she thinks perhaps she'd have done well to have been prepared for something of the sort - than it is a question of precisely where. A moment later, she takes a very precise aim and fires, snatching the spyglass up again to be sure-
-he'll be needing a new hat.
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He reels back when the sound of gunshot corresponds with the suddenness of his hat sheer torn off his head, abruptly lighter a few pounds of velvet and feather and lightly smoking where the bullet shot clean through. The snarl is not audible across the expanse of enclosed ocean-- but certainly gets a glance from a few of his scurrying crew who are wise enough to give him some distance-- but almost certainly seen through her spyglass.
He also sees her, then.
And grins, blackly.
The spray of water as one of her cannons marks some territory just shy of the Jolly Roger. Long Tom, the more favoured of their guns, has its abnormally long range, but they're getting closer all the while. His own rifle and returns a broader kind of fire, as if the desire to see her scurry is greater than causing injury and death.
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Rather than present an opportune target in return, Wendy tosses her own hat as she rises into the air to twist, agile and quick, out of his line of fire; wouldn't he so like to know what her happy thoughts might be? Of course, he'll find out over her cold, rotting corpse, but nevermind that.
"My dear captain!" Her voice rings out across the water, when they come near enough that she might be heard. "Had I known you desired to pay your respects, I might have been better prepared to receive you!"
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Hook moves swiftly in return, if still gravity-hindered, fairly shoving his own crewmen out the way so as best to reach the upper deck, hook laying grooves into the ladder until he spills out onto its busier surface. "On the contrary, you are well equipped, my dear!" he shouts right back across the way, even as he keeps rifle one-handedly trained upon her. "I only thought to take the liberty to welcome you back with a freshly sunken ship. How does that suit you?"
Of course, it might be all words. They wait his signal to unleash volleys of expensive ammunition, and when he hears the sound of Smee attempting to get his attention from the ladder, he can only growl--
"Not now, I am clearly busy."
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Not, she reminds herself, that she has any particular desire to be seen to flee him.
"I promise you, James, all damage done to my beautiful girl shall be coming out of your hide-" or his pocket, as she is - after all - quite the thief. As well he knows. "Do bear it in mind, when you take your aim." Her smile, tauntingly blithe, is audible in her voice and clear in her insouciant manner as she trails a hand over the second mast, still standing, rising high alongside it to look down on him.
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At least right now. He holds his aim on her specifically, attention back on her. "Aye, it is a pretty vessel, and 'twould be a shame to cripple her! However, if you intend to sail this evening, then I'm afraid you'll have to ask my permission."
Laughter echoes through his crew, as required.
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(She's almost certain.)
"All this for my company? How my heart does flutter."
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He paces along the railing of the starboard side, scraping iron along it as if desiring to sink it into something more forgiving than hard wood. His posture and movements all too aggressive, adrenalised.
"Well, you've so much explaining to do," he yells back at her, his voice rough but so used to bellowing orders that shouting a conversation is quite ordinary, "and that is hardly fault of mine. Why don't you join me on my deck, Darling, like old times, and we can negotiate the terms of this little stand off? Over a little wine and music, perchance."
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"Stay ready, gentlemen," she advises both crews, lifting higher as she crosses from one ship to the other to meet Hook at eye-level. She's shorter than he is, but not by a great deal; the heels of her boots bring her taller still and she is so rarely obliged to look up at anyone. "Why don't you fetch me a glass and I shall tell you my proposition?"
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"Smee. Have the lady taste the last selection of wine I personally pilfered from the captain's cabins of the last majestic vessel I laid waste to."
Because maybe he isn't prepared to straight up invite her into his quarters, and the sound of his bo'sun carrying out the errand reverberates through the deck's timber. The other motley crew of pirates around him form a distanced circle, although most keep their eyes careful on the other ship they're trapping.
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Wendy is still smiling as she touches down on Hook's own deck just in time to select a wine with Smee, satisfied for the moment with having jostled a startled blink out of her estranged rival.
"How lovely it is to see you again," she murmurs to Smee, familiar - just her little reminder, that there are old times to be remembered here, even if this cannot truly be said to be just like. Of course she doesn't take her eyes off Hook to do it, but one should never turn their back upon a tiger.
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"And your proposal, lovely?" Hook asks, letting his voice cut through the tail end of her murmurings as efficiently as a drawn blade. He lets his eyes go wide in mocking interest, and it's more for show to his crew when he adds, "This should be good."
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Her free hand falls on the hilt of her sword, and if that doesn't make her meaning clear enough, she almost grins over the edge of her glass and adds, "To first blood. If I should have it, then you leave my pretty ship be and you take full obligation for the repairs that I will be needing. And if I don't- what terms does Captain Hook desire of me?"
Do tell, her expression says.
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The wine bottle is taken in favour of the glass that Smee had poured for him, briefly sloshed, and then swigged from in two long gulps -- less than gentlemanly, certainly, but he doesn't let any of it spill or get in his goatee. It's then pitched underhand and overboard.
"A pillaging," he says, his smile crooked. "I'll have your swag, your powder, your munitions. Call it tax, for your uninvited return to the Neverland seas. And of course, while my men transport my new property from your vessel to mine, we shall have a conversation." He draws his sword with a hiss of metal against leather, his hook raised just as readily. "Do these terms suit you, madam?"
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The familiarity is almost mocking.
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"Have at thee!"
It had better be made, because Hook is swift to lunge forth, bulkier blade broad around in meticulous sweep, his posture good and aim true.
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A storyteller knows the story best, after all, and so she thoroughly inhabits her role in it.
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Spying an opening, Hook steals that split second to lash out with his hook, which is known for not only drawing first blood, but quite a great deal of it.
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Not the most dignified thing she's ever done, she'll privately concede, but somehow worth it.
"Cheating," she shouts, laughing, as she swoops back in.
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She really ought to know all about good form.
He spins to avoid a blow, blade sweeping up to knock her's off at awkward angle. "More flying tricks, and I'll just have to call upon your unhappier thoughts, my dear," is wry threat.
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Her boots touch wood as she lunges.
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...dodge, basically, sidestepping, and putting grounding distance between them as he blazes a look up at her. In the heat of battle, Hook is a little more transparent than what artful words and mock-negotiations and shouted taunts would otherwise suggest. He does hate it when they sodding well fly, it makes him feel so grounded. "I can surely guess. Did that wonderful husband of yours come back for you?"
A sword swipe. "No, I don't suppose so -- you wouldn't be here, now would you?"
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Evers, watching from the bridge of the Queen Margaret as Wendy strikes at Hook, begins to anticipate a very long week.
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There's a scrape of flying sparks as his hook catches down the length of her blade, twisting in effort to disarm with his sword held high in preparation to come down.
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"A glass of wine and a bit of sport," she says, musingly, as she rests at last upon steady feet, standing on his deck and well within his reach. "I could hardly have planned a better homecoming. How sweet you are to me, James."
She'll be doing no begging this evening.
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